金妮•波特的独家采访（双语）

 

作者的话

大家好我是Ginevra Evans，本文章的作者。这是我第二次投稿，本文时间设置在第七部的十九年后，由于我的名字容易和金妮的搞混，本文将用“我”代替我的名字。文章有几个地方借鉴了奔跑吧霍格沃茨，有兴趣的可以去看看。文章纯属虚构，有些ooc，不完全符合原著，若有雷同纯属巧合，大家不喜勿喷，欢迎各位哈迷在评论区提出建议哦。

 

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金妮正在和亲朋好友们打魁地奇。

Ginny was playing Quidditch with her family and friends. 

 

Me：Hey! Mrs Potter! Would you please come down for a bit? 

我：嘿！波特夫人！您能下来一下吗？

 

Ginny(landing gracefully): What's up? 

金妮（优雅地飞落）：怎么了？

 

我（激动）：Hi Mrs Potter, so proud to meet you at last! I'm Ginevra Evans, Daily Prophet reporter and I am hoping to interview you. 

我：您好波特夫人，久仰大名！我是记者金妮芙拉•伊万丝，想采访您一下！

 

Hermione 1: Isn't she the one who interviewed me 18 years ago? How come she come here to find you? That bad tempered reporter……(I put a hand to her mouth and pulled her aside)(Does this count as attacking Minister of Magic?) 

赫敏话外音：这不就是18年前采访我的那个吗？怎么穿越过来找你了？就是那个暴脾气的记者……（被我捂住嘴拉到了一边）（这算不算攻击魔法部部长？）

             

Ginny (your curious little baby is now online)：You can just call me Ginny. But how come your name is the same as mine? 

金妮（你的好奇小宝宝已上线）:叫我金妮就行了。不过你的名字怎么跟我的一样啊？

 

Me(flattering with all my might)：Because I love your name~

我（殷勤地拍马屁中）：因为我喜欢您的名字呀～

 

Ginny(satisfied): Thanks(that's more like it). Did you just say that you are a reporter? 

金妮（十分满意）：谢谢（这还差不多）。你刚刚说你是记者？

 

我：Yup. So, may I interview you? (chose to forget about Veritaserum due to lack of storage) 

我：嗯呐。所以，我可以采访你吗？（由于没有吐真剂存货选择性遗忘了这件事）

 

Ginevra•Verypolite•Wesley: Course you can. Let's start! 

金妮芙拉•风度翩翩•韦斯莱：当然可以。放马过来吧！

 

Some silly reporter who was completely charmed by some little Missy：Okay, it's all good, everything's fine, I will start now……

已被某大小姐迷倒的某（傻）记者：好的呀，都可以呀，那我开始了呀，（此处省略一万字的呀呀歌）

 

Ginevra•Waspolitejustnow•Cannotbearitanylonger•Roaring•Weasley：GET! TO! THE! POINT!!! 

金妮芙拉•刚才还风度翩翩•现在已忍无可忍•咆哮•韦斯莱:你倒是给我快点啊！！！

 

5 minutes later……

5分钟后……

 

Me(reappearing with a handprint on my face)：555, that's why you should never get on the wrong side of this little Missy……

我（脸上带着一个扫帚印重新出现）：555，大小姐真不好惹……

 

Ginny(in a deadly voice)：What did you say? 

金妮（语气危险）：你说什么？

 

Me：Nothing, nothing. 

我：没什么没什么……

 

Hermione (who popped up from who-know-where)2: This scene is so ，familiar……(And was dragged away by me again)

（不知从哪里冒出来的）赫敏话外音2：这场景好像似曾相识……（然后就又被我拖走了）

 

Me(reporter standard smile):Okay, let's start this interview. Did you just send your kids onto the Hogwarts Express? 

我（记者标准微笑）：好的，现在开始采访。您是刚刚把你们的孩子送上霍格沃茨特快吗？

 

Ginny：Yeah, we played a game of Quidditch to celebrate being rid of the two mischievous kids at last. Life is going to be a lot easier now there's only one obedient kid left. (Lily: Hi~)

是呀，为了庆祝送走了那两个捣蛋鬼，我们玩了一局魁地奇。现在家里只剩下一个乖孩子了（莉莉：嗨～），生活应该会容易许多吧。

 

Me: So Lily is your favourite, isn't she? 

我：所以莉莉是你最喜欢的孩子，是吗？

 

Ginny: Of course. Beside a brother who put all his heart in playing pranks and breaking rules, and another who follows him everywhere, Lily seems simply perfect. （leaving out a heartbroken Albus and a James who doesn't care here) 

金妮：当然了。跟她那两个一个只知道恶作剧和破坏规则，一个跟着另一个到处跑的哥哥比起来，莉莉实在是太完美了。（此处省略一只心碎的阿不思和一只不管不顾的詹姆）

 

Me: Sounds to me like a wonderful child. I heard that Albus is a new student this year. Which house do you think he will be in? 

我：听起来是一个非常棒的孩子。听说今年阿不思是新生呢，你觉得他会进哪个学院？

 

Ginny：Personally, I believe he will be in Gryffindor, but it's not our job to decide that. 

金妮：我个人觉得他会进格兰芬多，但这件事不关我们管。

 

Me: Alright. 

我：好吧。

 

My OS: Should I tell her Albus is going to be in Slytherin……Never mind that. 

内心OS：我应该告诉她阿不思会进斯莱特林吗……算了。

 

Me(changing the subject ): Who were you playing Quidditch with, anyway? 

我（转移话题）：你刚刚在跟谁玩魁地奇啊？

 

Ginny: My friends, of course. Harry, Ron, Hermione, George, Luna, Bill and Charlie. Lily and Hugo were watching at the side. 

金妮：当然是我的朋友们啦，有哈利、罗恩、赫敏、乔治、卢娜、比尔和查理。莉莉和雨果在旁边看着。

 

Me(doubtful) : Can Hermione and Luna fly at all? 

我（怀疑）：赫敏和卢娜会飞吗？

 

Ding~ You have successfully received a sharp look each from Hermione and Luna

叮～您已成功签收来自赫敏和卢娜的眼刀各*1

 

Ginny (frown) : Course they can! That is not very polite. 

金妮（皱眉）他们当然可以了！这样说很没礼貌。

 

Me who is determined to look for trouble: As if you were polite just now. 

决心作死的我：好像你刚刚有礼貌似的。

 

Ginny: @#$%&*……

金妮：@#$%&*……

 

10 minutes later

十分钟后……

 

Me (reappearing with two handprints on my face) : Waaaaahhh, it's so unfair TAT

我（脸上带着两个扫帚印重新出现）：呜呜呜，我太难了TAT

 

Hermione 3:This is so familiar……（Was hauled aside by me for the third time) 

赫敏话外音3：这场景真熟悉……（被我第三次拽走）

 

Ginny: I give you three words: You deserve it！And if you keep doing that, I'm going to give you a good bogie hex! You were lucky I didn't do that to you just now. 

金妮：我送你两个字：活该！如果你继续这样，就先吃我一记蝙蝠精咒！我刚刚没给你出我的杀手锏已经算客气了。

 

Me(changing the subject 2) : Okay okay, let's just get on with this interview. Why did you choose to retire when your Quidditch life is getting better and better? 

我（转移话题2）：好了好了，赶紧继续这个采访。您为什么在您的魁地奇事业蒸蒸日上的时候选择退休呢？

 

Ginny: Because I'm getting a bit tired, running around and playing all sorts of matches. I want a quieter and more peaceful life. 

金妮：因为我总是跑来跑去打各种各样的比赛，实在有点累。我想要一个更安静的生活。

 

Me (getting on the right path) : Then can you tell us about what you think about the"Gryffindor 3-people group"? 

我（步入正轨）：那你可以谈谈你对格兰芬多3人组的看法吗？

 

Ginny: Harry is really brave and smart, a straight forward person who is very responsible, he doesn't look for fame and yet he has extraordinary skills……(omitting a long list of good qualities), that's why I like him so much. Hermione is very smart and clever and is really diligent when it comes to studying. She is also brave and loyal, she's like a person with both cleverness and wonderful characters. And my dear brother……Hasn't got any good qualities! (Ron died) 

金妮：哈利真的是勇敢又聪明，对人坦率，很有责任心，淡泊名利而技艺超群，……（此处省略一万字的描述），这就是为什么我这么喜欢他。赫敏特别聪明，天资聪慧，学习时有孜孜不倦，而又勇敢忠诚，简直是学习与品质的完美结合。而我亲爱的哥哥嘛……没什么优点！（罗恩卒）

 

Me(Ron's fan) :Little Missy Ginny, aren't you a bit too straight forward? 

我（罗恩粉）：金妮大小姐你也太直白了吧……

 

Ginny (pulled out her wand and directed it at me without another word) : Bogieather! (I made up the incantation randomly) See if you dare call me little Missy Ginny! 

金妮（二话不说抽出魔杖对准我）：蝙蝠聚集！（咒语瞎编的）看你还敢不敢叫我金妮大小姐！

 

Me(face covered by great flapping bats): Merlin's beard! Merlin's pants! Merlin's underpants! Save me! I won't do it again! Anyone can help me? 

我（脸上盖满了拍翅膀的蝙蝠）：梅林的胡子啊！梅林的裤子啊！梅林的内裤啊！饶命啊！我不敢啦！谁来帮帮我啊！

 

Passersby(together): No one!!! 

乱入的路人（整齐划一）：没人！！！

 

No one: I'm coming! 

没人：我来了！

 

(some joke came in randomly) 

（某笑话乱入）

 

Ginny (grinning slyly): I won't lift the hex for you~(Leaving out an exceptionally angry me) 

金妮（贱贱地笑了）：我不会给你解除咒语的～（省略气炸的我一只）

 

Me(who finally found my wand) : Finite incantatum! (bats disappeared) Whew. That was close. (changing the subject quickly 3) Well then, let us continue. Please tell me about your dream. 

（终于找到魔杖的）我：咒立停！（蝙蝠消失）呼，吓死我了。（迅速地转移话题3）那我们继续。请问你的梦想是什么？

 

Ginny :Well, I have achieved both of them, haven't l? One of them is becoming a Quidditch star, while the other is to marry Harry. 

金妮：我已经把两个都实现了呀。一个是当一名魁地奇球星，另一个是和哈利结婚。

 

Me: Wow, so your life now must be wonderful! 

我：哇，那你现在的生活一定很开心吧！

 

Ginny (grinning): Except the occasional pain of meeting reporters like you! 

金妮（笑了笑）：除了偶尔遇见你这样的记者的痛苦！

 

Me:……Ok, I think that will bring an end to our interview. Er, thanks for your cooperation (not at all) and hope to see you again soon (no way). 

我：……好吧，采访到此结束，呃，谢谢你的配合（才没有），希望我们还能再见面（绝不）。

 

Ginny(cheerfully) : Alright then, I'll see you around～

金妮（开森）：好哒，再见～

 

Me who will die if I don't look for trouble: Bye, little Missy Ginny! (And ran away as fast as I can) 

不作死会死的我：再见，金妮大小姐！（然后脚底抹油地逃走了）

金妮•波特的独家采访（双语）

 

 

Ginny(chasing me with her wand raised): You wait and see! 

金妮（举着魔杖穷追不舍）：你给我等着瞧！

 

(interview ends here) 

（采访到此结束）

 

 

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嗨～

大家好，这是我第二次写文，莫名其妙地写着写着就把金妮写ooc（写凶）了（金粉别打我），而且我完美抢镜，本人表示很无奈。接下来大家想让我写什么呢？请大家在评论区留下自己的想法，我会尽量一一写出来的。由于我的翻译技术一般般，若有翻译错误也请大家指出来哦～最后，喜欢本沙雕作者的文风的别忘了点个在看呦～