The worst Hogwarts punishments: ranked

霍格沃茨最糟糕的惩罚

翻译：Secrets Are Lies

 

From Hogsmeade bans to sorting rottenFlobberworms, the detentions at Hogwarts might have made you think twice aboutstepping out of line. Here’s our rankings from bad to worst…

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从被禁止去霍格莫德到给腐烂的弗洛伯毛虫的分类，霍格沃茨的禁闭可能会让你对越轨行为三思而后行。以下是我们从糟糕到最糟糕的排名……

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10. Writing inventive lines

10. 抄写惩罚

Hogwarts might be a school of magic, but itdoesn’t shy away from the boring punishment of writing a sentence over and overand over again. Though some of the lines students had to write out duringHarry’s time at Hogwarts were a little more inventive than the usual ‘I mustnot run in the corridors’. One such amusing incident starred Seamus Finniganaccidentally firing a jet of water at Professor Flitwick – who ended up flat onhis face. The Charms professor had Seamus writing out, ‘I am a wizard, not ababoon brandishing a stick’.

霍格沃茨也许是一所魔法学校，但它不会逃避一遍又一遍写一个句子的无聊惩罚。虽然在哈利还在霍格沃茨的时候，学生们写的一些玩意儿比通常的“我不能在走廊里跑”要有创意一些。其中一个有趣的事件是，西莫·斐尼甘不小心向弗立维教授射出了一束水，弗立维教授最后脸朝下倒在地上。魔咒课教授让西莫潮鞋:“我是一个巫师，不是乱挥棍子的狒狒。”

 

9. Carrying out tedious tasks withoutmagic

9. 不许用魔法完成的单调乏味的任务

How do you punish a witch or wizard? TheHogwarts teachers know! Make the wayward student do something without magic,that they could do in two seconds with a swish of their wand. Ron wasincredibly frustrated when he had to spend hours polishing the silver in thetrophy room and scrubbing the bedpans in the hospital wing – no Scourgifyspells allowed. In Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Snape also taskedHarry with sorting rotten Flobberworms from good ones, without magic or gloves.Bleurgh.

你如何惩罚巫师?霍格沃茨的老师们都知道!让这个任性的学生做一些没有魔法的事情，他们只需挥一挥魔杖，两秒钟就能完成。罗恩在奖品陈列室里花了好几个小时擦银器，在病房里又要擦便盆，这让他感到非常沮丧，因为不允许使用清理咒。在《哈利·波特与混血王子》中，斯内普还让哈利在没有魔法和手套的情况下，把腐烂的弗洛伯虫从好的弗洛伯虫中挑选出来。恶心～

 

8. Forbidden Forest with Hagrid

8. 跟着海格去禁林

Though detention could never be too bad ifit was being supervised by Hagrid, venturing into the Forbidden Forest is farfrom an ideal night out. It’s no wonder the place was out of bounds to students– at various times it housed often-irate centaurs, Acromantulas (giant magicalspiders), and Grawp (an actual giant), as well as a feral car. We’d rather facethe rotten Flobberworms.

虽然在海格的监督下关禁闭永远不会太糟糕，但冒险进入禁林绝对不是一个理想的夜晚。难怪这个地方禁止学生进入——在不同时期，这里住着经常发怒的人头马、阿拉戈克（巨型魔法蜘蛛）、格洛普(真正的巨人)，还有一辆变野的车。我们宁愿面对腐烂的弗洛伯毛虫。

 

 

7. Helping Professor Lockhart answer hisfan mail

7. 帮助洛哈特教授给他的粉丝回信

We think spending hours of our evening withGilderoy Lockhart would certainly be worse than a night in the ForbiddenForest. Give us a giant spider over Lockhart gushing on about his super fans,any day of the week. We don’t know how Harry managed to keep awake whilstLockhart gave him smug advice like, ‘Fame’s a fickle friend, Harry’ or‘Celebrity is as celebrity does, remember that’. Spare us, please!

我们认为，与吉德罗·洛哈特共度数小时的夜晚，肯定比在禁林里度过一个夜晚还要糟糕。给我们一个巨型蜘蛛超过洛哈特滔滔不绝地谈论他的超级粉丝，一周中的任何一天。我们不知道哈利是怎么保持清醒的，而洛哈特给了他自以为是的建议，比如“名声是善变的朋友，哈利”，或者“名人就是名人，记住这一点”。请饶恕我们！

 

6. Quidditch playing ban

6. 禁止再打魁地奇

If you’re on the Quidditch team, we reckonthat this punishment would be amongst the worst at Hogwarts. Given that Quidditchteams are so small, not only would it mean you wouldn’t be able to play, but itwould also affect the whole team’s performance and risk losing you the nextmatch, or even the Quidditch Cup. Was there ever a sadder sight than theGryffindor Quidditch team ‘slumped around the fire’ in the common room afterHarry and the Weasley twins were banned by Umbridge?

如果你是魁地奇球队的队员，我们认为这是霍格沃茨最严厉的惩罚之一。考虑到魁地奇球队这么小，这不仅意味着你不能参加比赛，还会影响整个球队的表现，有可能在下一场比赛中失去你，甚至是魁地奇杯。哈利和韦斯莱孪生兄弟被乌姆里奇禁止进入公共休息室后，格兰芬多魁地奇球队“瘫倒在火边”，还有什么比这更悲惨的场面吗?

 

5. Owl home to parents or guardian

5.用猫头鹰告家长

A letter home is a common punishment usedin the Muggle world, as well as the wizarding one. But it isn’t just the letterhome that wizarding children have to worry about. Wizarding parents have a verynoisy way to reply to the news of their child’s wayward ways. Remember whenMolly Weasley sent Ron that Howler? The embarrassment! We’d be begging forlines instead.

书信是麻瓜世界和巫师世界常用的一种惩罚手段，但巫师界的孩子们担心的不仅仅是信件。巫师父母有一种非常吵闹的方式来回复他们孩子任性的消息。你还记得莫丽·韦斯莱给罗恩寄那封吼叫信的时候吗?超级尴尬!相反，我们会更愿意罚抄。

 

4. Banned from Hogsmeade

4. 禁止去霍格莫德村

Neville was banned from all futureHogsmeade visits by Professor McGonagall when his list of Gryffindor Towerpasswords ended up in the hands of Sirius Black. Imagine being left behind –without access to an Invisibility Cloak – whilst all your Hogwarts mates got togo to Hogsmeade. You’d miss out on Zonko’s Joke Shop, Dervish and Banges, andButterbeers at the Three Broomsticks, just to name a few.

当纳威将格兰芬多塔楼的口令落在小天狼星布莱克手里时，麦格教授禁止他本学期去霍格莫德村。想象一下，当你的霍格沃茨伙伴们都去霍格莫德时，你却被甩在后面，连隐形衣都没有。举几个例子，你可能会错过佐科的笑话商店、德韦什和班吉斯（不知道什么玩意儿）和三把扫帚店的黄油啤酒。

 

3. Umbridge’s evil quill

3.乌姆里奇的惩罚羽毛笔

You might have expected Dolores Umbridge’spreferred detention method to be at the top of this list – but we didn’t wantto give her the satisfaction. Umbridge forced students to use this quill whenwriting lines, but it didn’t use ink. Rather, it magically cut into the back ofthe student’s hand, using blood to mark the page. At first, the cuts would healover, but after a long time the words of the lines would scar from thecontinued damage. Evil on so many levels.

你可能以为多洛雷斯·乌姆里奇喜欢的惩罚方式会排在名单的最前面，但我们不想让她满意。乌姆里奇强迫学生在罚抄时使用这支羽毛笔，但它不用墨水。相反，它神奇地切进了学生的手背，用鲜血做了记号。起初，伤口会愈合，但过了很长一段时间，伤口上的文字会因为持续的伤害而留下疤痕。邪恶在很多层面上。

 

2. Copying out old detention records

2. 整理惩罚记录

Ordinarily this wouldn’t seem much worsethan writing lines, but this particular punishment was tailor made to makeHarry feel miserable. Snape vindictively asked Harry to copy out the crimes andpunishments of his father and godfather. At this point, Sirius had not longpassed away and we really felt the ‘jolt’ in Harry’s stomach every time he hadto read their names. A cruel punishment, indeed.

一般来说，这种惩罚似乎不会比罚抄更糟糕，但这种惩罚是专门为哈利设计的，让他觉得很痛苦。斯内普恶毒地要求哈利把他父亲和教父的罪行和惩罚抄下来。就在这个时候，小天狼星刚刚去世不久，每次哈利念他们的名字时，我们都能感觉到他的胃里有一种“颤动”。这的确是一种残酷的惩罚。

 

1. Expulsion

1. 开除

What’s worse than your Hogwarts letternever arriving? We reckon it would have to be arriving at Hogwarts for real,being sorted into your house and then… being sent away. It seems as thoughgetting expelled is a pretty brutal experience as well – they snap your wand inhalf! And there would be no promises that you’d have Dumbledore on your sideand get to stay on at Hogwarts. Expulsion wins the number one spot for worstHogwarts punishment by miles.

还有什么比你没收到霍格沃茨的来信更糟糕的呢?我们估计它真的到达了霍格沃茨，被分到某个学院，然后……被送走。似乎被学校开除也是一件很残酷的事情——他们会把你的魔杖撅成两半!而且你也不可能得到邓布利多的支持，留在霍格沃茨。开除学生是霍格沃茨最严重的惩罚，排名第一。

 

 

调皮捣蛋测试

The Mischievously Tricky Quiz

 

原文：The Wizarding World Team

翻译：Secrets Are Lies

 

如果皮皮鬼编了一个测试，它很可能是这个样子。注意：许多问题都是技巧性问题。

If Peeves ever wrote a quiz, it’d probably look something like this.Pay attention: many of the questions are trick questions.

 

1、舟形乌头和狼毒乌头有什么区别？

What is the difference between monkshoodand wolfsbane?

A. 在冬天生长  One grows in winter

B. 没有不同  There is no difference

C. 颜色不同  They are different colours

D. 一个有毒  One is poisonous

 

2、赫敏过了多少科的O.W.L考试？

How many O.W.L.s does Hermione have?

A. 9

B. 11

C. 10

D. 12

 

3、谁的魔杖在魁地奇世界杯期间被用来召出了黑魔标记？

Whose wand conjured the Dark Mark duringthe Quidditch World Cup?

A. 哈利·波特  Harry Potter

B. 伏地魔  Voldemort

C. 小巴蒂·克劳奇  Barty Crouch Jr.

D. 疯眼汉穆迪  Mad-Eye Moody

 

4、咒语佩斯基皮克西·佩斯塔诺米是做什么的？

What does the spell Peskipiksi Pesternomido?

A. 关住精灵  Cage pixies

B. 排斥精灵 repel pixies

C. 冻住精灵 Freeze pixies

D. 没用  Nothing

 

5.伏地魔做了（故意的）多少个魂器？

How many Horcruxes did Voldemort(intentionally) make?

A. 6

B. 8

C. 5

D. 7

 

6.谁教了哈利和他的同学不可饶恕咒？

Who taught Harry and his class theUnforgivable Curses?

A. 阿米库斯·卡洛  Amycus Carrow

B. 小巴蒂·克劳奇  Barty Crouch Jr.

C. 疯眼汉穆迪  Mad-Eye Moody

D. 西弗勒斯·斯内普  Severus Snape

 

7.谁是在哈利之前真正的老魔杖拥有者？

Who was the rightful owner of the ElderWand before Harry?

A. 德拉科·马尔福 Draco Malfoy

B. 赫敏·格兰杰 HermioneGranger

C. 西弗勒斯·斯内普 SeverusSnape

D. 阿不思·邓布利多 AlbusDumbledore

 

8.在《混血王子》的结尾，罗恩喝了多少福灵剂？

How much Felix Felicis does Ron take at theend of Half-Blood Prince?

A. 一整瓶 A whole bottle

B. 一小点 A little

C. 没喝 None

D. 半瓶 Half a bottle

 

9.谁的名字没有在《魔法石》中提到？

Which of these characters was not firstmentioned by name in Philosopher’s Stone?

A. 德达洛·迪歌 Dedalus Diggle

B. 阿拉贝拉·费格 Arabella Figg

C. 小天狼星布莱克 Sirius Black

D. 卢修斯·马尔福 Lucius

 

10.罗恩有多少个哥哥？

How many brothers does Ron have?

A. 4

B. 6

C. 7

D. 5

 

 

答案：

1. B.没有不同

2. C.10

3. A.哈利·波特

4. D.没用

5. A.6

6. B.小巴蒂·克劳奇

7. A.德拉科·马尔福

8. B.一小点

9. D.卢修斯·马尔福

10. D.5

 

 

全对或错一个：顶尖的学生  Top of the class

你会在你做完之后立刻炫耀你的级长徽章

You’d be showing off your Prefect’s badgein no time with results this good.

 

错两个或三个：美妙的魔杖  Wand-erful

你是一个明亮的火花，继续完成你的魔咒课作业，达到另一个勒维奥萨水平。

You're a bright spark, keep working on yourwandwork to reach another level-osa...

 

错四个或五个：最后一个学位  Mediocre to the last degree

继续努力，成为像金加隆一样闪闪发光的人。

Keep working to be as golden as a Galleon.

 

错六个或七个：韦斯莱的尝试

如果你认为你拥有如此强大的能力，以至于你有足够的自信不去关注...你错了

If you thought you had possession ofabilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention…youwere wrong.

 

错八个或九个或全错：邓布利—糟糕 Dumble-poor

我们认为你抓住了罗恩尾巴上的金色飞贼，你应该选择"正确答案"。

We think you’ve caught the Ron end of theSnitch. You’re supposed to choose the CORRECT answer.

 

 

图片: Wizarding world

原文: The Wizarding World Team

翻译：Secrets Are Lies