The funniest ten moments of Quidditch commentary 魁地奇评论中最有趣的十个瞬间

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The funniest ten moments of Quidditch commentary
魁地奇评论中最有趣的十个瞬间

译者:小初初

Forget about which team won the Quidditch House Cup, some of the finest Quidditch match moments belonged to the commentators. Here’s our top ten…  
忘了哪个队赢得了魁地奇杯,一些最精彩的魁地奇比赛看点都在于评论员们。这是我们的前十名…

When Lee Jordan couldn’t keep his Gryffindor loyalty under control
当李.乔丹无法控制他对格兰芬多的忠诚时
‘So – after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating –’
‘Jordan!’ growled Professor McGonagall.
‘I mean, after that open and revolting foul –’ ‘Jordan, I’m warning you –’
‘All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I’m sure’.
——Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
“那么——在那明显而恶毒的犯规之后——”
“乔丹!麦格教授咆哮道。
“我的意思是,在那次明显和令人反感的犯规之后——”乔丹,我警告你——”
“好吧,好吧。弗林特差点杀了格兰芬多的找球手,我敢肯定,这可能发生在任何人身上。
——哈利波特与魔法石

When Luna Lovegood wasn’t too fussed about remembering the players’ names
当卢娜·洛夫古德没有注意记住球员的名字时
‘… but now that big Hufflepuff player’s got the Quaffle from her, I can’t remember his name, it’s something like Bibble – no, Buggins –’
‘It’s Cadwallader!’ said Professor McGonagall loudly from beside Luna.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
“……但现在那个赫奇帕奇球员从她那里得到了鬼飞球,我记不起他的名字了,有点像比勃——不,巴恩斯——”
“是卡德瓦莱德!“麦格教授在卢娜旁边大声说。
——哈利波特与混血王子

When Malfoy fouled Harry and Professor McGonagall forgot all about Lee Jordan’s bias
当马尔福对哈利犯规时,麦格教授忘记了她原来对李乔丹的警告
Professor McGonagall didn’t even bother to tell him off. She was actually shaking her fist in Malfoy’s direction; her hat had fallen off, and she, too, was shouting furiously.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
麦格教授甚至没有费神去阻止他。她向着马尔福的方向挥舞着拳头,她的帽子掉了,她也在狂怒地大叫。
——哈利波特与阿兹卡班的囚徒

When Ginny Weasley deliberately flew into biased commentator Zacharias Smith
当金妮·韦斯莱故意撞上有偏见的评论员扎卡赖斯·史密斯时
‘Forgot to brake, Professor, sorry.’
——Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
“我忘了刹车,教授,抱歉。”
——哈利波特与混血王子

When Lee Jordan spoke mostly in capital letters
当李乔丹用大写字母爆粗时
‘YOU CHEATING SCUM!’ Lee Jordan was howling into the megaphone, dancing out of Professor McGonagall’s reach. ‘YOU FILTHY, CHEATING B–’
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
“你这个骗人的下贱东西!”李乔丹对着话筒狂叫,一面跳到麦格教授够不着他的地方。“你这个肮脏的、骗人的杂……”

When Luna Lovegood had a deep and meaningful chat with the whole Quidditch crowd
当卢娜·洛夫古德和魁地奇观众们进行了一次深入而有意义的交谈
‘Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he’s playing them – oh, look, he’s lost the Quaffle, Ginny took it from him, I do like her, she’s very nice …’
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
史密斯上次对格兰芬多出言不逊。我想他现在后悔了——哦,快看,他丢掉了鬼飞球,金妮抢了过去,我喜欢她,她人很好……”

When Ludo Bagman noticed the referee at the Quidditch World Cup having Veela issues
当卢多巴格曼注意到魁地奇世界杯的裁判被媚娃迷住时
‘Now, we can’t have that!’ said Ludo Bagman, though he sounded highly amused. ‘Somebody slap the referee!’
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
“这样可不行!“卢多·巴格曼说,尽管听他的口气,他也觉得起来很有趣。“有谁上去给裁判一巴掌!’
——哈利波特与火焰杯

When Lee Jordan appeared to be sponsored by the Firebolt
当李乔丹似乎是被火弩箭赞助的时候
‘The Firebolt’s precision-balance is really noticeable in these long –’
‘JORDAN! ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS? GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!’
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
在这种长时间的比赛中,火弩箭的精确平衡能力——
“乔丹!火弩箭花钱让你做广告了吗?继续评论!”
——哈利波特与阿兹卡班囚徒

When Professor McGonagall just couldn’t take it anymore
当麦格教授再也忍受不了了
‘Seventy–forty to Hufflepuff!' barked Professor McGonagall into Luna’s megaphone.

‘Is it, already?’ said Luna vaguely.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
“赫奇帕奇队七十比四十领先!”麦格教授朝卢娜的麦克风中喊道。
“是吗,已经这样了?”卢娜茫然地说

When Lee Jordan bemoaned the state of his love life
当李乔丹哀叹自己的爱情生活时
‘And it’s Johnson – Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me –’
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
“这是约翰逊-约翰逊和那个混混,那个女孩是个多么好的球员,我已经说了好几年了,但她还是不会和我一起出去——”
——哈利波特与凤凰社

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