Hermione的独家采访(双语)

 

 

作者的话

大家好我是Ginevra Evans，本文的作者（快夸我）。这是我第一次写文章并投稿，本文纯属脑洞，有些地方借鉴了奔跑吧霍格沃茨，有兴趣的可以去看看。文章时间设置于赫敏重读七年级时，小学生文笔渣，侵删致歉，大家不喜勿喷，欢迎各位哈迷在评论区提出建议哦。

 

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金妮(我)：Hi Miss Granger, I'm Ginevra Evans, may I have a short interview with you?

您好格兰杰小姐，我是金妮芙拉•伊万丝，请问可不可以采访您一下？

 

赫敏(看书中，突然惊醒)：What? Sorry, didn't catch that, do please repeat it. 

啊？抱歉我没听到，请再说一遍。

 

                  

金妮（我）(满脸黑线)： I said that I am Ginny Evans and would like to interview you!!!

 我说我是金妮•伊万丝，想采访你一下！！！（嘿我这暴脾气）

 

赫敏: Oh, of course! It is a great pleasure to meet you, Ginny, and you can just call me Hermione. 

哦，当然可以!很高兴认识你，金妮，而且叫我赫敏就可以了。

 

赫敏内心OS： Omg somebody wants to interview me am I so famous oh wait I think I am……

 哦我的天啊居然有人想要采访我我有这么出名吗诶稍等我好像是挺出名的……（此处省略一万字和一只飞过的乌鸦）

 

金妮（我）（假装没看到）：Well then, as I completely trust your honesty, I am not going to use Veritaserum on you. So, let us begin! First, do you like Hogwarts? Why? 

  好，因为我完全信赖你的诚实，我就不给你用吐真剂了啊。那么就让我们开始吧！首先，你喜欢霍格沃茨吗？为什么？

                  

 

赫敏：Of course I do, I love it! My favorite parts when I am in school are the time I spend in the library or with my friends, Harry and Ron. Oh yeah, the subjects are really interesting as well, they are much more exciting than Muggle subjects! My favorite by far is arithmancy. It is so wonderful!

我当然喜欢霍格沃茨呀，我最开心的时间是在图书馆或者和哈利和罗恩度过的。哦对了，学校的课程我也很喜欢，它们比麻瓜课程有趣多了。我最喜欢的课程是算术占卜，它真的是太棒了！

 

金妮（我）（小声嘀咕）：I think your favorite part are the lessons……

 我觉得你最喜欢的还是上课吧……

 

赫敏•怒火冲天•格兰杰：What did you said?

你说什么？

 

金妮（我）（赶紧转移话题）：Nothing, nothing…… Now,the second question: What do you think about Harry and Ron? 

没什么没什么……现在，第二个问题：你是怎么看哈利和罗恩的？

 

赫敏：Well, they are both very kind, and though they are terrible at recognizing other's emotions, they are really great. Harry is really responsible and brave, while Ron…errr…is humorous and caring sometimes. And he can think of brilliant ideas when he wants to. 

嗯，他们两个都很善良，尽管他们辨认别人的感情时一塌糊涂(其实就是缺心眼)，他们其他方面都很棒！哈利很负责任也很勇敢，而罗恩…呃…有时候很幽默和贴心。只要他想，他也可以想到很棒的主意。

                   

 

金妮（我）：Do you think they have any not-so-perfect personalities other than the one you mentioned just now? 

 除了你刚刚提出的，你觉得他们两个性格有什么缺点吗？

 

赫敏：Harry is rather hot-tempered, a bit like you, actually(me: say that again), while Ron has a great amount of jealousy, although it's not completely his fault, having five brothers……

哈利性子急，脾气相对暴躁，有点像你（我：你再说一遍试试），而罗恩嫉妒心强，尽管也不能完全怪他，有五个哥哥……

 

 

金妮（我）：Alright, the next question: Why did you choose Ron as your boyfriend instead of Harry? 

好吧，下个问题：为什么你选了罗恩而不是哈利做你的男朋友？

 

赫敏•羞涩•格兰杰：How can you ask such questions!? Ok, I didn't know why in the name of Merlin's pants did I make such a decision, but I don't regret it in the slightest. 

 为什么问这种问题啊？好吧，其实我也不知道我当时哪根脑子抽了筋（罗恩卒）(罗赫党哭晕在厕所)，但我还是不后悔这个决定的！（罗恩复活）（罗赫党福利！！！）（哈赫党哭晕在厕所）

              

 

金妮芙拉•罗赫党•开森•伊万丝（我）：OK～Now, the next one: What is the saddest moment in your life? 

好滴～现在，下一个：你人生中最伤心的时候是什么时候？

 

赫敏：Erm, there are twice, once when Ron walked out on us last year,once when I thought Harry was dead. 

额，有两次，第一次是去年罗恩出走的时候，第二次是我以为哈利死了的时候。（除德赫党外所有人满血复活）

                

                 

（满血的）金妮（我）：What about the happiest moment in your life?

 那你生命中最开心的时刻呢？

 

赫敏：啊，这个有三次，一次是我二年级解除石化状态，得知哈利战胜了里德尔时，一次是我和罗恩第一次亲吻的时候，最后一次是哈利战胜了老伏时（伏地魔：我怎么这么不受欢迎TAT）。

 

金妮（我）：Can you share your school life with us? 

能跟我们分享一下你的校园生活吗？

 

赫敏：Oh, it's not much, just classes and stuff like helping(the true)Ginny and Luna with their homework and preparing for NEWT. 

哦，没什么，不过是上上课啊，帮帮（真的）金妮和卢娜写作业啊，准备准备NEWT之类的。

 

金妮（我）：Ok.Now, the last question: What do you think about your friends' job choices? 

好。现在，最后一题：你觉得你的朋友的工作选择怎么样？

 

赫敏：I believe that my decision to stay in school is right. After all, I wish to become Minister of Magic in future. I think Harry's choice is correct as he is that kind of person,but I don't think Ron will be serious enough to auror forever. He will be much better off at Wesley's Wizard Wheezes!

我认为我的留校选择是对的，毕竟我将来想当魔法部部长（小声）。我认为哈利的选择很对，毕竟很符合他的性格，可罗恩？我不认为他会认真严肃到一直当傲罗的。他更适合开韦斯莱笑话店！

 

金妮（我）（看表）：OK, that's all. It is quite late already, I will leave you to revise your NEWTs. 

好的，这就是全部了，时间也不早了，赫敏你赶紧复习NEWT吧！

 

赫敏（也看表）：Oh my it's five already and I still haven't finish this book! I need to get a move on with my revising. Bye Ginny! 

天哪都五点了我这本书还没看完呢！我得赶紧复习了。再见，金妮！

 

金妮（我）：See you Hermione!

 再见赫敏！

 

 

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