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Harry Potter: 10 Funniest Running Jokes, Ranked

《哈利波特》:十大最有趣的笑料排名

These jokes from Harry Potter will have you laughing as if you were at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. These are just a few of the series' running gags.

《哈利波特》里的这些笑料绝对会让你捧腹大笑，就像你在韦斯莱的笑话商店一样。这些只是这部剧的几个笑料。

Harry Potter might be better known for its magical elements and Harry’s journey to defeat Voldemort once and for all, but there are many lighthearted and even hilarious moments that happen in the series. These scenes often provide a needed laugh in between the dark scenes, such as Sirius and Cedric’s deaths, and there are some gags and jokes that happen more than once.

也许《哈利·波特》更出名的是它的魔法元素和哈利彻底打败伏地魔的旅程，但在这个系列中也发生了许多轻松甚至搞笑的时刻。这些场景经常在黑暗场景之间提供必要的笑声，比如小天狼星和塞德里克的死亡，还有一些玩笑和笑话不止一次发生。

These running moments of hilarity are familiar to fans of both the books and the movies, and they often involve core elements of the main characters and their personalities, like how Hermione's obsessive reading habit results in one of the most memorable jokes from the series. But, it’s not just members of the trio that provide ongoing humor.

这些瞬间对于原著和电影的粉丝来说都很熟悉，而且通常会涉及到主角及其性格的核心元素，比如赫敏痴迷读书的习惯导致了系列中最令人难忘的笑话之一。但是，不仅仅是三人组的成员向我们提供了这些幽默的瞬间。

10. Argus Filch Vs. Fred & George
费尔奇教授VS弗雷德和乔治
While the movies don’t get into as many scenes involving Filch, the Weasley twins are often at war with him in the books. Filch might deal with unfair prejudice in wizarding society as a squib, but he also wants to punish children in cruel and unusual ways.
Seeing Filch and Mrs. Norris trying to catch Fred and George is hilarious, and with the use of the Marauder’s Map, they are easily able to avoid him for most of their time at Hogwarts.

虽然电影中涉及费尔奇的场景并不多，但在书中韦斯莱孪生兄弟经常和他发生摩擦。费尔奇可能会用哑炮来对付巫师社会的不公平偏见，但他也想用残忍和不寻常的方式惩罚孩子。
看到费尔奇和洛丽丝夫人试图抓住弗雷德和乔治，真让人发笑。在霍格沃茨的大部分时间里，他们利用活点地图很容易就能避开他。

9. Ron’s Wand Backfiring
罗恩的魔杖折断了
Ron’s wand backfiring becomes a rather constant running joke in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, but, because it only happens in one of the books/films and isn’t always funny, it’s lower on the list.
Ron’s wand often just emits weird smells and strange bangs after it’s broken by the Whomping Willow. However, the most memorable time this happens is when he tries to make Malfoy belch slugs but ends up throwing them up himself. It’s somewhat humorous, but it’s also rather disgusting.

在《哈利·波特与密室》中，罗恩的魔杖因为折断而折叠了一个经典的笑话，但是，因为它只出现在其中一本书或一部电影中，而且并不是非常有趣的，所以它在列表中排名较低。
罗恩的魔杖被打人柳折断后，经常发出奇怪的气味和奇怪的撞击声。然而，最难忘的一次是他想让马尔福吐出鼻涕虫，结果咒语施到了自己身上，自己却把鼻涕虫吐了出来。这有点幽默，但也相当恶心。

8. Neville Can’t Remember Anything
纳威记不起任何事情

Neville has one of the best glow-ups in popular fiction, and he starts as a rather dorky kid who is bullied by his peers. It’s easy to feel bad for Neville because his grandmother is hard on him, and he struggles in school.
One running joke in the first couple of years at Hogwarts is his inability to remember almost anything. He gets the Remembrall from his grandma as an attempt to fix it, but he can’t even remember what he’s forgetting. Luckily, he starts to find his niches and where he shines when he gets into Herbology.

纳威是流行小说中最受欢迎的人物之一，他一开始是一个被同龄人欺负的呆头呆脑的孩子。人们很容易为纳威感到难过，因为他的祖母对他很严厉，他在学校里也很努力。
在霍格沃茨的头几年，有一个广为流传的笑话是，他几乎什么都记不住。他从奶奶那里得到了记忆球，试图修复它，但他甚至都不记得自己忘记了什么。幸运的是，当他进入草药学的时候，他开始找到了自己的位置和闪光点。

7.Seamus Blowing Things Up
西莫把东西给炸了
This is more of a movie-ism than a book one, but it does lead to quite a few funny moments on screen. Seamus struggles to perform silly spells, like turning water into rum, and this backfires into starting a fire. While the gag does get a little bit old, it is rather humorous, and it makes sense given that a large portion of the audience for Harry Potter are pre-teens.

这更像是一部电影，而不是一本书，但它确实在银幕上带来了不少有趣的瞬间。西莫拼命地念一些愚蠢的咒语，比如把水变成朗姆酒，结果适得其反，就生起了火。虽然这个玩笑有点老了，但还是挺幽默的，考虑到《哈利·波特》的大部分观众都是十几岁的孩子，这也说得通。

And given that Seamus is a rather minor supporting character, it is an easy way for audiences to remember him and who he is. However, there are running jokes in the series that are more central.

考虑到西莫只是一个次要的配角，这是一个很容易的方法为了观众可以很容易地记住他和他是谁。然而，剧中也有一些更核心的笑话。

6. Hagrid’s Inability To Keep A Secret
海格无法保守的秘密
. Hagrid is a stable presence in Harry’s life, and he even is the first person to welcome him into the wizarding world. He’s also a rather constant source of information, especially in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
Hagrid is a rather straightforward person who isn’t the best at keeping secrets, and he ends up telling the trio about Fluffy and later Harr about the dragons in the Triwizard Tournament. Because Hagrid is so likable, his bad secret-keeping is endearing and also helpful in revealing information that's important to the plot

海格在哈利的生命中是一个 沉稳的存在，他甚至是第一个欢迎他进入魔法世界的人。他也是一个相当稳定的信息来源，特别是在《哈利波特与魔法石》中。
海格是一个相当直率的人，他不太擅长保守秘密，最后他把路威的事告诉了三人组，后来又告诉了哈利三强争霸赛上的恶龙。因为海格是如此可爱，他这个糟糕的保密者是可爱的，也有助于揭示信息，这是重要的情节

5. Fred And George Testing Out Their Joke Products

弗雷德和乔治测试他们的笑话产品

Fred and Geroge make another appearance on this list because of their constant interest in jokes and pranks. Throughout the book series, especially, Fred and George are developing products that they'll eventually use in Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.
These moments are often hilarious, whether it’s Molly Weasley grabbing a joke wand that turns into a chicken or students trying Puking Pastilles. They are lighthearted moments that make fans happy and are part of why audiences love Fred and George.

弗雷德和乔治再次上榜，因为他们一贯喜欢开玩笑和恶作剧。尤其是在整个系列丛书中，弗雷德和乔治正在开发他们最终将用于韦斯莱魔法笑话商店的产品。
这些时刻往往令人捧腹，无论是莫丽·韦斯莱(Molly Weasley)抓着搞笑魔杖变成了一只鸡，还是学生们试着吃呕吐片。这些轻松的时刻让粉丝们很开心，也是观众喜欢弗雷德和乔治的部分原因。

4. Hagrid’s Horrible Attempts At Baking

海格在烘焙方面的的可怕尝试

Hagrid’s best running gag in Harry Potter isn’t that he has loose lips over secrets. It’s actually that he can’t bake a decent cake or treacle. Over and over, he feeds the trio different treats that he’s made, and they are always nearly impossible to eat because they are too hard or too chewy.

在《哈利·波特》中，海格最好玩的的地方不是他保守不住秘密。而是他烤不出像样的蛋糕或糖浆。他一遍又一遍地喂路威他做的三种不同的食物，它们总是几乎不可能吃下去，因为它们太硬或太难嚼。

This joke appears many times in the series, and it’s also a rather lighthearted one. It’s not making fun of Hagrid in a mean way, and he’s attempting to do something nice by baking for others. Plus, Harry, Ron, and Hermione never make him feel bad about it, and they do their best to eat what he sets in front of them.

这个笑话在剧中出现了很多次，而且是一个很轻松的笑话。这并不是在以一种刻薄的方式取笑海格，他是想为别人做点好事。另外，哈利、罗恩和赫敏从来没有让他感到难过，他们尽最大努力吃他放在他们面前的东西。

3. Ron And Hermione’s Constant Bickering

罗恩和赫敏总是吵架

While Ron and Hermione might be good friends and eventually even date and get married, they don’t get along half of the time. It’s somewhat of a constant gag and somewhat of a core part of their relationship.
Overall, sometimes their fighting is humorous with bickering over coursework. Other times, it’s more serious, such as when they fight over Crookshanks and Scabbers. However, this kind of relationship works well for them, and they seem to enjoy the little fights.

虽然罗恩和赫敏可能会成为好朋友，最终甚至约会并结婚，但他们在大部分时间里相处得并不融洽。这是一种持续的言论和观点也是他们关系的核心部分。
总而言之，有时他们的争吵很幽默，因为作业而争吵。其他时候，就严重得多了，比如它们为了克鲁克山和斑斑打架的时候。然而，这种关系对他们来说很好，他们似乎很享受小争吵。

2. The Trio Always Finding Trouble
路威总是惹麻烦
The fact that Harry, Ron, and Hermione are always the ones who get themselves involved with secret plots and terrifying creatures isn’t lost on them or others around them. As Professor McGonagall asks, “Why is it when something bad happens, it's always you three?”
It’s a great meta moment that points to the fact that things always happen to them because they are at the center of a fictional story. It points out just how often these three get into trouble at school and just in general

哈利、罗恩和赫敏总是那些卷入秘密阴谋和可怕生物的人，他们和他们周围的人并没有忘记这一点。正如麦格教授所问的:“为什么出事的时候，总是你们三个?”
这是一个很棒的变化的时刻，它表明事情总是发生在他们身上，因为他们处在虚构故事的中心。它指出了这三个人在学校和一般情况下陷入麻烦的频率
10. Hermione Is The Only One Whose Read Hogwarts, A History
赫敏是唯一一个读过霍格沃茨历史的人
This is the best running gag and one that jumps to mind for many fans. Multiple times throughout their years at Hogwarts, Hermione says that she “read about it in Hogwarts, A History.”
It’s because of her memory of every aspect of this book that she knows so many of Howarts’ secrets and rules, but of course, no other student is quite this thorough. The amazement and exasperation that Ron and Harry have over this is funny, too.

这是最好的流传的笑话浮现在很多粉丝的脑海里，在他们在霍格沃茨的这些年里，赫敏多次说她“在‘霍格沃茨，一段校史’里读到过。”
正是因为她对这本书的方方面面都记忆犹新，她才知道了这么多霍格沃茨的秘密和规则。当然，没有哪个学生能像她这样详尽。罗恩和哈利对这件事的惊讶和愤怒也很有趣。